I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.

I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.

There were plenty of times some writers would make some kind of stupid joke to each other and then it was on TV that night or that week.

What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

I really just think it's disgusting when people - to actually say that you want to be famous, it's just gross. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.