I'm not a cheater. I've never cheated in my life.

I like kids but I also like the option to close the door. Becoming a parent is a whole other life, and it doesn't stop.

People go through different stages of their lives at different times. If you're out of sync with your friend group, that gets exploded once everyone starts having kids because they just have to deal with different stuff that you don't really relate to.

I'm wearing pants, for f---'s sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f---ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c---, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite.

Struggle is part of the journey.

I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born.

For a kid who's lost his mom and all the rage and grief that no one was able to talk out of me, football was a very therapeutic sport. Very.