Opportunity seldom come along and knock you on the Head.

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.

My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?

Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.

I get fired up when emotions are involved. I think it pulls a little bit of extra out of me.

Time is invincible, impregnable, insurmountable, invulnerable, unstoppable and time is invisible.

If you fail to pay your bill by 9 AM tomorrow morning your service will be discontinued.