On social media there's this thing where on many occasions, there's a single proscribed way of acting. Like if somebody dies, everyone has to say "R.I.P.! R.I.P.!" Basically they're saying, "Don't hurt me, I'm a good person."

Twitter wanted to become a more egalitarian justice system, but instead it became a draconian one.

You can say anything to David Icke and he will accept it and put it into his ideology.

Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.

The snowflake never needs to feel responsible for the avalanche.

‎I have panicked unnecessarily in all four corners of the globe.

It is an awful lot harder, Tony told me, to convince people you're sane than it is to convince them you're crazy.