But this is the kind of ass-clownery that stems from the fact that all philosophy looks weird when you don't have one.

I have always seen the Clinton Foundation - yes, they do a lot of charitable good works. But by my lights, the charitable good works were a cost center like the electric bill. The reason why the foundation exists wasn't to do good work. It was to serve as sort of a place to park lugubrious sycophants like Sidney Blumenthal and other henchman, a place to serve as a super PAC, a place park her campaign while they were a government in exile

I would also say Barack Obama has spent much, much, much, much more money than the Republicans.

I think what we're seeing on a lot of parts of the right is people bending their positions and their principles on account of the fact that Donald Trump won.

John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.

Historians write favorably, you know, for example, about Stalin because he was doing big things.

Of course, it's a mystery to me why any American who can't be bothered to pay attention to politics unless Pamela Anderson is discussing it should be welcome in that conversation.