Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care, but because they don't.
Jonathan CarrollBuying a pair of shoes is one of the most optimistic acts I know, next to falling in love. I like nothing better than to see an old man wearing a brand new pair of brogues or cap-toed oxfords, preferably jaunty orange-brown, unscuffed, heels unworn. We want to be here tomorrow, but buying new shoes, like falling in love, says I plan on being here tomorrow.
Jonathan CarrollMost men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.
Jonathan Carroll