Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.

I started a short story but it was so dreary that even my pen threw up.

People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us our worst sins. Rarely do you find someone capable of both.

Real love is always chaotic. You lose control; you lose perspective. You lose the ability to protect yourself. The greater the love, the greater the chaos. It’s a given and that’s the secret.

May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world.

The angel said, "I like black-and-white films more than color because they're more artificial. You have to work harder to overcome your disbelief. It's sort of like prayer.

The only two important things in life are real love and being at peace with yourself.