My whole body is a lethal weapon, you know. I know more ways to kill you than you know how to die.

The truth is the truth. What changes is what we know about it and what we're willing to believe.

Is he nuts?" "I think the expression used to be 'touched by God'." "So that would be a yes.

Point is, people lie a lot. Sometimes out of habit. Not many people are good at telling the truth.

I’m not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It’s a fundamental character flaw, possibly a sign of true evil.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.---Richard Pryor

Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers.