You always have to find something to say about the subject and in seven cases out of ten there is nothing to say.

I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.

Brummies run themselves down, they're very self-deprecating. Whereas Yorkshire people certainly aren't.

I think television is a medium which has the potential to do great things but has been traduced by these... terrible people who rise through the ranks.

I wasn't a keen taker of speed because I didn't like the comedown from it.

You always have to find something to say about the subject and in seven cases out of ten there is nothing to say.

Going on things like rollercoasters is not really up my street I guess. I don't feel like I need to do stunts. I'm too scared and I don't think it's my job.