Everything is to protect you. I exist in case you need to be protected.

Each day has been chained to the previous one. But the weeks have wings. Anyone who believes that a second is faster than a decade did not live my life.

The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians, who love their cows, sometimes eat their dogs.

When you look up 'hilarious' in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.

Raising your kids vegetarian is a great way to encourage them to do the opposite of what you want! But the goal is not to have them have the same values that I have. It's to have them act on their values.

What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife.

I wasn’t having second thoughts, but I was having thoughts.