I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
Jonathan Safran FoerWhat is being awake if not interpreting our dreams, or dreaming if not interpreting our wake?
Jonathan Safran FoerWeeks passed like boats waiting to sail into the starless dawn, we were full of aimless endless darkness.
Jonathan Safran Foer