Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.

I have made my own choice, which is vegetarianism, but it's not the choice I'm imposing on anybody else.

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.

Life is scarier than death.

It was the first time I had ever made love. I wondered if he knew that. It felt like crying. I wondered, Why does anyone ever make love?

I regret that it takes a life to learn how to live.

I hope you never think about anything as much as I think about you.