And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.
Jonathan StroudWhen I was young, I kept a diary for about 10 years and I had to write in it every day. Even on days when nothing seemed to happen, I made myself think of something to put in it.
Jonathan StroudHe was transfixed at the sight of the lords and ladies of his realm running about like demented chickens.
Jonathan StroudFiftey years isn't too bad. With luck you might see it happen when your a sweet,old granny,dandling big fat babies on your knee. Actully"-he held up a hand,interrupting Kitty's cry of protest-"no,that's wrong. My projection is incorrect." "Good." "You'll never be a sweet old granny. Let's say,'sad,lonely old biddy' instead.
Jonathan Stroud