And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Jonathan SwiftReligion supposed Heaven and Hell, the word of God, and sacraments, and twenty other circumstances which, taken seriously, are a wonderful check to wit and humour.
Jonathan SwiftThe power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.
Jonathan SwiftWhen men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
Jonathan Swift