Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.

How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

Undoubtedly, philosophers are in the right when they tell us that nothing is great or little otherwise than by comparison.

Daphne knows, with equal ease, How to vex and how to please; But the folly of her sex Makes her sole delight to vex.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

My horses understand me tolerably well; I converse with them at least four hours every day. They are strangers to bridle or saddle; they live in great amity with me, and friendship of each other.