Big-endians and small-endians.

The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.

Men who possess all the advantages of life are in a state where there are many accidents to disorder and discompose, but few to please them.

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.

A maxim in law has more weight in the world than an article of faith.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

Let a man be ne'er so wise, he may be caught with sober lies.