Big-endians and small-endians.

Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudice, eradicate virtue, honesty and religion.

I always love to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the church to preserve all that travel by land, or water.

Love of flattery, in most men, proceeds from the mean opinion they have of themselves; in women, from the contrary.

There's none so blind as they that won't see.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Do you think I was born in a wood to be afraid of an owl?