The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

To acknowledge you were wrong yesterday is simply to let the world know that you are wiser today than you were then.

The preaching of divines helps to preserve well-inclined men in the course of virtue, but seldom or ever reclaims the vicious.

Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.

There is no vice or folly that requires so much nicety and skill to manage as vanity; nor any which by ill management makes so contemptible a figure.

No man of honor, as the word is usually understood, did ever pretend that his honor obliged him to be chaste or temperate, to pay his creditors, to be useful to his country, to do good to mankind, to endeavor to be wise or learned, to regard his word, his promise, or his oath.