The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door

The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.

I always love to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the church to preserve all that travel by land, or water.

Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.

Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.

Daphne knows, with equal ease, How to vex and how to please; But the folly of her sex Makes her sole delight to vex.