Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.

"Lawyers Are": Those whose interests and abilities lie in perverting, confounding and eluding the law.

All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.

A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?

Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

The greatest Inventions were produced in Times of Ignorance; as the Use of the Compass, Gunpowder, and Printing; and by the dullest Nation, as the Germans.