There are certain common privileges of a writer, the benefit whereof, I hope, there will be no reason to doubt; particularly, that where I am not understood, it shall be concluded, that something very useful and profound is couched underneath; and again, that whatever word or sentence is printed in a different character, shall be judged to contain something extraordinary either or wit of sublime.
Jonathan SwiftMen who possess all the advantages of life are in a state where there are many accidents to disorder and discompose, but few to please them.
Jonathan SwiftComplaint is the largest tribute heaven receives and the sincerest part of our devotion.
Jonathan Swift