I always love to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the church to preserve all that travel by land, or water.
Jonathan SwiftIt is the first rule in oratory that a man must appear such as he would persuade others to be: and that can be accomplished only by the force of his life.
Jonathan SwiftPrincipally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth.
Jonathan Swift