Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
Jonathan SwiftThe greatest Inventions were produced in Times of Ignorance; as the Use of the Compass, Gunpowder, and Printing; and by the dullest Nation, as the Germans.
Jonathan SwiftThere were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Jonathan Swift