When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
Jonathan SwiftI never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution.
Jonathan SwiftThe reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
Jonathan Swift