A chuck under the chin is worth two kisses.

If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.

In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends; While Nature, kindly bent to ease us, Points out some circumstance to please us.

All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.

I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious Vermin that Nature ever suffered to crawl upon the Surface of the Earth.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.