A chuck under the chin is worth two kisses.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.

We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.

I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious Vermin that Nature ever suffered to crawl upon the Surface of the Earth.

Exploding many things under the name of trifles is a very false proof either of wisdom or magnanimity, and a great check to virtuous actions with regard to fame.

A college joke to cure the dumps.