The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
Jonathan SwiftI said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
Jonathan SwiftNothing more unqualified the man to act with prudence than a misfortune that is attended with shame and guilt.
Jonathan Swift