She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titillary motion in those parts; and this, being conveyed by the animal spirits into the muscles of the face, raises the cockles of the heart.

Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.

I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.

Possession, they say, is eleven points of the law.

Though fear should lend him pinions like the wind, yet swifter fate will seize him from behind.