Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Jonathan SwiftIf a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
Jonathan SwiftWhen a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift