In terms of fiction, I'd rather go out and have a good time than read a book about someone having a good or bad time.

My parents told me I'd point to a bed of flowers and say 'Pink. Pretty,' before I knew any other words.

It's life's illusions that I recall, I really don't know life at all

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

Heart and humor and humility, he said will lighten up your heavy load.

I'm a fine artist working in a commercial arena, so that's my cross to bear

When you reach that kind of successful pinnacle, it is the nature of the business and the press and everything that they go about tearing you down.