We'll laugh and toast to nothing, and smash our empty glasses down.

Lazy reviewers look up other people's reviews and they write the same thing, so you get people writing crap based on crap.

I've got 50 different tunings in the guitar.

If I'm censoring for anyone, it's for my parents. They are very old-fashioned and moral people. They still don't understand me that well.

I wrote 'Big Yellow Taxi' on my first trip to Hawaii. I took a taxi to the hotel and when I woke up the next morning, I threw back the curtains and saw these beautiful green mountains in the distance. Then, I looked down and there was a parking lot as far as the eye could see, and it broke my heart this blight on paradise. That's when I sat down and wrote the song.

Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.

Everyone I know has attention deficit, and they say it with great pride. It's a bad time to be right.