Ask anyone in America where the craziest people live and they'll tell you California. Ask anyone in California where the craziest people live and they'll say Los Angeles. Ask anyone in Los Angeles where the craziest people live and they'll tell you Hollywood. Ask anyone in Hollywood where the craziest people live and they'll say Laurel Canyon. And ask anyone in Laurel Canyon where the craziest people live and they'll say Lookout Mountain. So I bought a house on Lookout Mountain.

Morgellons is constantly morphing. There are times when it's directly attacking the nervous system, as if you're being bitten by fleas and lice. It's all in the tissue and it's not a hallucination. It was eating me alive, sucking the juices out. I've been sick all my life.

They'll crucify you for staying the same, and they'll crucify you for change. I'd rather be crucified for changing.

I like my freedom. I like to do my own grocery shopping.

I always thought the women of song don't get along, and I don't know why that is.

Happiness is the best facelift.

Everyone I know has attention deficit, and they say it with great pride. It's a bad time to be right.