As soon as you impose Western chords on an Indian scale, something great collapses.

No, I am not interested in women or sex or anything.

Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no doubt end its days having Green Day songs worked out on it. A better fate was deserved - and while the reverence given to guitars annoys me, I shall miss it.

It feels like Radiohead are famous, but that no one knows who we are. Which is brilliant, really.

When people say you're doing something radical in rock or dance music, I'm not sure how special that is. What we do is so old-fashioned. It's like trying to do something innovative in tap-dancing.

Everything I do feels like It's going to end up being in Radiohead.

But I was in the Radiohead studio today and Phil was there drumming and Thom was there playing. We feel like we've only just stopped and already people are wanting us to carry on.