The first condition for making music is not to make a noise.
A German immersed in any civilization different from his own loses a weight equivalent in volume to the amount of intelligence he displaces.
There are no good or bad habits. All habits are, by definition, bad.
Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.
The barometer that shows "variable" is an ironic indictment of God.
The quality of a man's mind can generally be judged by the size of his wastepaper basket.