Even if you're not going anywhere, don't get in the way.

The man who spends all his time looking up to heaven is not always the best; in fact, he is usually the worst.

Theology is the logic of the Devil.

You need to have a God, a lover, and an enemy, says the poet. Exactly: you need to have three enemies.

Sensuality without love is a sin; love without sensuality is worse than a sin.

I fear only that which I love, says man, according to Montaigne. Woman replies: I love only that which I fear.

The barometer that shows "variable" is an ironic indictment of God.