For me pressure is bird flu. I'm serious. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football. Football is nothing compared with life. For me bird flu is the drama of the last few days. I'll have to buy a mask.

Drogba is a fighter. He is the kind of player I would say 'With you I could go to every war.'

Dogs bark and the caravan goes by.

Football is a game based on emotion and intelligence. Anyone can be clever, the trick is not to think the other guy is stupid.

At the very least we should be given a bit of credit and a little bit of space, and maybe the media should think we could help them discover why English teams do not win European competitions.

You see how Spanish, Italians, Portuguese play football. I don't say they are perfect, I say English football has a few things to learn from them in the same way they have a lot of things to learn from English football.

Fear is not a word in my football documentary.