The moral of the story is not to listen to those who tell you not to play the violin but stick to the tambourine.

This is football from the 19th century. It's very difficult to play a football match when only one team wants to play. A football match is about two teams playing. I told Big Sam, they need points. To come here the way they did, is that acceptable? Maybe it is, they need points. The only thing I could bring more was Black & Decker - a Black & Decker to destroy the West Ham wall.

No club moves me from Chelsea until Chelsea wants me to move because I want to be where I am loved.

If at the end of the season I'm leaving the club, you have the right to come to me and say: 'Jose, you are a liar'

Unhappy is a nice word.

If I am hated at Barcelona, it is their problem but not mine. Fear is not a word in my football dictionary.

The title race is between two horses and a little horse that needs milk and needs to learn how to jump.