Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Pedantry in learning is like hypocrisy inn religion--a form of knowledge without the power of it.
The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount.
Better to die ten thousand deaths, Than wound my honour.
Pride goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall.
I never knew a critic who made it his business to lash the faults of other writers that was not guilty of greater himself--as the hangman is generally a worse malefactor than the criminal that suffers by his hand.