I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals.

I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive.

My last days at MGM were like the fall of the Roman Empire in fast motion.

Parents look at me like I'm somebody pretty important, and say, We were raised on your characters, and now we're enjoying them all over again with our children.

There is no law that says a man who earned a hundred million dollars in his first half-dozen years on the job has to be a decent human being, but Mike Eisner is that and more.

That's what keeps me going: dreaming, inventing, then hoping and dreaming some more in order to keep dreaming.

I was 82 years old before Who's Who thought I was enough of a big shot to do a piece on me.