Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.

I believe it was Gayelord Hauser, the nutritionist, who said, 'You are what you eat,' but if you happen to be an intellectual, you are what you quote.

No one has really ever defined what a friend is.

Someone — Cyril Connolly? Ezra Pound? — once said that anything that can be read twice is literature; I would say that anything that bears saying twice is quotable.

I know how deeply slothful I am.

One of the pleasures of being a Jew, I don't have to tell you, it allows you anti-Semitism.

Of the seven deadly sins, only envy is no fun at all.