That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.

The best joke-tellers are those who have the patience to wait for conversation to come around to the point where the jokes in their repertoire have application.

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

One of the pleasures of being a Jew, I don't have to tell you, it allows you anti-Semitism.

I am not merely a habitual quoter but an incorrigible one. I am, I may as well face it, more quotatious than an old stock-market ticker-tape machine, except that you can't unplug me.

Within this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we live.