I think the story is my form.
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.
I am the heterosexual Truman Capote.
What all great teachers appear to have in common is love of their subject, an obvious satisfaction in rousing this love in their students, and an ability to convince them that what they are being taught is deadly serious
Always seek the general and never quite trust it.