I was recently asked what it takes to become a writer. Three things, I answered: first, one must cultivate incompetence at almost every other form of profitable work. This must be accompanied, second, by a haughty contempt for all the forms of work that one has established one cannot do. To these two must be joined, third, the nuttiness to believe that other people can be made to care about your opinions and views and be charmed by the way you state them. Incompetence, contempt, lunacyโonce you have these in place, you are set to go.
Joseph EpsteinOne serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send some out. When it comes to the mail, I feel it is better to receive than to give.
Joseph EpsteinSomeone โ Cyril Connolly? Ezra Pound? โ once said that anything that can be read twice is literature; I would say that anything that bears saying twice is quotable.
Joseph EpsteinI know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.
Joseph Epstein