Making checklists of things you're looking for in a person is the numero uno thing you can do to guarantee you'll be alone forever.

I don't blame folks for not wanting to put me in their movies or whatever. I understand if their audiences had an association with me.

Real life is not like a movie. Even the best movies, the most rich, fleshed-out movies are not as rich and nuanced as detailed as real life or an actual human being.

I know how to make an audience laugh, 'cause I grew up on Third Rock from the Sun, week after week in front of audiences, making them laugh.

Real life is not as simple as it is on a screen. I think real life is actually a lot more beautiful.

When I was a teenager, if anyone recognized me for anything I did, it would ruin my day. I couldn't handle it. It was some sort of neurotic phobia. I guess I was paranoid that people would treat me differently, or in an unfair way, because of my job.

I'm ready for another adventure now, take me far away please! Ok one more... But then you have to read to me!