The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

The thing about Occupy is that the sentiment the movement embodies is timeless: Don't be greedy, share.

A lot of people, most people who are working, they do it for money. And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that. It so happens that I made a lot of money already, so I don't have to worry that much about it. I wouldn't fault anybody for doing it for the money, but it doesn't interest me right now.

While I'm not a celebrity, it's such a weird concept that society has cooked up for us. Astronauts and teachers are much more amazing than actors.

I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe.

It's HE-RO," the boy argued. "No," the girl insisted, "it's HER-O.

This overwhelming desire to be close to you directly conflicts with my intense fear of people.