While I'm not a celebrity, it's such a weird concept that society has cooked up for us. Astronauts and teachers are much more amazing than actors.

Well, look who I ran into," crowed Coincidence. "Please," flirted Fate, "this was meant to be.

I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist.

I didn't really like doing commercials.

I lost you when you left me to find yourself.

I'm definitely not a science nerd, I'll say that. That was not my forte at school.

When you become a ghost feel free to haunt me.