The element of surprise wasn't allowed near the Periodic Table.

Comedy takes a very specific technique, specific skills.

I have a really terrible sense of direction.

"Music is something that professionals do and not something that I do." That's not natural. Music belongs to everybody.

I know how to make an audience laugh, 'cause I grew up on Third Rock from the Sun, week after week in front of audiences, making them laugh.

I was studying for the SAT's and learning lines.

I think we all have a tendency to feel like, "Well, what can I do? I can't influence the government or politics in my country."