eating is the sleeping of being awake.

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

When I started editing on my home computer, I said to myself, 'Well, I could be at home studying for a class or I could be at home editing a video.'

I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist.

I like making little videos and little records. I've always loved video cameras and four-track cassette recorders, still cameras, anything.

A man touched me: his hand... my thigh. I touched him too: my fist... his jaw.

Let's face it, most pretty girls aren't funny.