Your kisses are snowflakes: each one is unique. They land on me, before they melt away and leave me cold.

The element of surprise wasn't allowed near the Periodic Table.

I know how to make an audience laugh, 'cause I grew up on Third Rock from the Sun, week after week in front of audiences, making them laugh.

Comedy takes a very specific technique, specific skills.

Making checklists of things you're looking for in a person is the numero uno thing you can do to guarantee you'll be alone forever.

There's a long, long history of women suffering abuse, injustice, and not having the same opportunities as men, and I think that's been very detrimental to the human race as a whole.

We couldn't afford test screenings. This is a relatively low-budget movie [Don Jon]. But what we did have was the festival circuit.