It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude.
Joseph HellerThe Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.
Joseph HellerSomething did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
Joseph HellerHistory was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.
Joseph Heller