If a man is going to leave one wife to marry another, it's better if he divorces the first before he marries the second.

You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.

Be glad you're even alive.' Be furious you're going to die.

And anything worth dying for

All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.

You're an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I'm an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I'm in an ideal position to appreciate it.

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'