For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive.

I could not write about a subject sacred to me because I would be too flippant. Fortunately, there are no subjects sacred to me.

Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.

I never even realized I was Jewish until I was practically grown up. Or rather, I used to feel that everybody in the world was Jewish, which amounts to the same thing.

There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy ... There's a catch. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy.

They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.

Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.