Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him.
Everybody is as unstable as water.
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.
I'll tell you what justice is. Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning
All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.
When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'