The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries, usually unnatural. Englishmen are dying for England, Americans are dying for America, Germans are dying for Germany, Russians are dying for Russia. There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many countries can't all be worth dying for.

The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts.

I think that maybe in every company today there is always at least one person who is going crazy slowly.

If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did.