The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Everybody is as unstable as water.

Yossarian decided to change the subject. "Now you're changing the subject." he pointed out diplomatically. "I'll bet I can name two things to be miserable about for every one you can name to be thankful for.

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'

I write longhand and I type and I rewrite on the typed pages.

Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.

When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.